TheAlexBane

Hey I'm Alex
I'm a hot guy trapped in a little boy's body

Apr 22

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

We have that in America, they’re called Americans.

(via mischeviousmicah)


Apr 21

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

what are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

stop unfollowing me

The Saturday is where the weekends

(Source: idjtits, via dayinthelifeofchris)


jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

(via rewindthis)


lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

Psychosis

(via justlearningasigo)


Apr 19

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

(via justlearningasigo)


my teacher showed us this in class to teach us about phoneme substitution and then laughed for 25 minutes

  • Man: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time.
  • Lady: You foul-mouthed swine! In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.
  • Man: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin abouta sexa? I’ma justa tellun my frienda how to spella Mississippi.

Apr 18

kawaiigaara:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

It’s about time that guys actually learned the error of their ways….

Jackie slaps down some knowledge.

(via yumyumpiefilling)


thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

IT WAS!!!

(via justlearningasigo)


Apr 17

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

(via psyducked)


Apr 16

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