Hey I'm Alex
I'm a hot guy trapped in a little boy's body
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
My “honk if you think i’m really hot” bumper sticker works wonders on my self esteem when I just wait at green traffic lights
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
Stop right there, Satan.
My mom did this and I just bought a new charger.