TheAlexBane

Hey I'm Alex
I'm a hot guy trapped in a little boy's body

Apr 19

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

(via justlearningasigo)


my teacher showed us this in class to teach us about phoneme substitution and then laughed for 25 minutes

  • Man: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time.
  • Lady: You foul-mouthed swine! In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.
  • Man: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin abouta sexa? I’ma justa tellun my frienda how to spella Mississippi.

Apr 18

kawaiigaara:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

It’s about time that guys actually learned the error of their ways….

Jackie slaps down some knowledge.

(via yumyumpiefilling)


thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

IT WAS!!!

(via justlearningasigo)


Apr 17

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

(via psyducked)


Apr 16

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

(Source: ceruleanwaterflowers, via dayinthelifeofchris)


ethanwearsprada:

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

not all men

(via dayinthelifeofchris)


Apr 15

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy, via this-homosapian)


spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT


THIS IS LIKE THE KARATE KID OMFG I UNDERSTAND HIMYM NOW

spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

THIS IS LIKE THE KARATE KID OMFG I UNDERSTAND HIMYM NOW

(via this-homosapian)


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